Dolphins Touched My Nuts and Alfred Saw Everything . Meet Eli. First impressions? He’s got Tourette’s, trauma, and a suspicious obsession with dolphins smacking his junk. Welcome to Batman VR, where sanity goes to drown. My first two episodes aren’t just for watching — you can straight-up listen to them like a cursed audiobook written by psychotic narcoleptic raccoons addicted to pickleball. Nonstop dialogue, sound effects, pure chaos — so you’ll always know what’s happening, even if you’re driving, grinding, or slowly losing your sanity in a cubicle. Basically, it’s a podcast for people with brain damage. You don’t even have to look at the screen. EPISODE 1: • I'm not Batman, I'm insane Ep 1 Arkham Sha... EPISODE 2: • Batman Just Sharted on a Crime Scene Ep ... #VRComedy #BatmanVR #DarkComedy #VRGaming #TouretteSyndromeHumor #ChaoticEnergy #StoryDrivenGaming #ImmersiveVR #UnhingedHumor #DolphinFetish (yes, lean into it) #MultiplePersonalities #PsychoticAudiobook #CursedGaming