He Fought a Polar Bear With a Saucepan

He unzipped his tent—and a massive polar bear was staring right at him, ready to eat him. You see, He has a gun, but it was behind him and was too far to reach. So he grabbed the only thing nearby: a saucepan that he just used to eat. He swung it , smashing the bear’s head. The bear flinched, stunned by the noise, and then turned around and ran.