IIluminato 12/11: Mace Windu Strikes Back in Star Wars Episode VII?

On December 10th, 2012 rumors began to spread across the internet about Samuel L. Jackson returning to Star Wars Episode VII. The public foolishly believes that this all started from an interview, but really Illuminato was behind the whole thing. On that day Mr. Jackson personally called Bucky and his co-worker Gordon to ask about being apart of the movie. Will Jackson get cast in Episode VII? Will the movie be in 3D? And what the hell does orphans and a chicken have to do with this show? All shall be revealed...well only a little. ******************************************* "Illuminato: Media Master at Large" is a series about two men who are higher ups in the secret organization known at Illuminato which controls every major company and form of media in the U.S. Behind every bit of news there's a story, and this is how it all happens.