a video based on one of my best friends are a retarded quest to win temari's (naruto character) heart and kick Shikamaru's god damn ass. Funny!!!!!!!!! Shikamaru and temari are walking in the woods when michael pops out of nowhere. Michael: wanna go out with me temari? Temari: hell no loser Shikamaru: Hey back off Michael: I'm gonna whoop your sorry ass man