Scott Pilgrim VS Scott The Woz Fight Animation — WHAT IF?
WHAT IF? Discord - / discord Music - • Ex MΔchina (Edited Version) Script context: Woz punches Pilgrim straight through the roof before he can descend, shooting him high into the sky above the venue. Pilgrim reorientates himself, and looks down to see hundreds upon hundreds of Wii game cartridges exploding out of the roof, with Woz being lifted into the air on a makeshift throne while the cartridges manifest around him, forming a rocket ship which peers over Pilgrim from even higher in the air, slowly charging a laser beam at its tip. Scott The Woz: GAME ON! A massive beam of energy is fired, which Pilgrim rockets headfirst towards through the air, splitting the beam in two with his sword while he flies. Slowly losing momentum and getting engulfed, Pilgrim pivots upward, to let out a massive vertical slash of energy through the air, splitting the rocket completely in half. In the rocket’s collapse, Pilgrim continues charging towards Woz, ping ponging off of falling game debris in the air, to ascend upward and close in on Woz, who, now falling through the air towards his opponent, manifests a Madden 08 cartridge as a shield right before the two make their final clash. Scott Pilgrim: THIS IS IT! The Sword of Understand locks in a clash with the Madden 08 cartridge, however slowly but surely, cracks begin to form in Pilgrim’s sword, which shatters in front of himself in a burst of energy. Scott The Woz: Correct! Woz continues falling, pushing Pilgrim down with him in-front of the game cartridge, which begins frivolously glowing with energy. The two crash back through the roof of the venue, sparking a massive white explosion at their collision, that quickly expands outwards to level the entire building. From the rubble, Scott The Woz emerges, bruised, battered, yet as 8-bit coins fall from the sky, victorious. Scott The Woz: … Wow… So does this mean-! I’m finally ready to get laid? Ramona Flowers: Scott-? Scott The Woz: NOT NOW! (Scott The Woz end-card plays) K.O