Which Presidential Candidate Dressed Like Chippendale's Dancer? [PHOTO]

"One day too late for Throwback Thursday, below you’ll find a photo of Marco Rubio dressed as a Chippendale’s Dancer for a high school talent show, with a full head of hair and one visible nipple. You’re welcome and I’m very, very sorry. For amateur Rubio spotters, he’s the one doing a totally different dance move than everybody else in front of the O. And, to address the tweeter’s question, if the former molten hotness levels of young Dick Cheney and young John McCain couldn’t goad retro lust-crazed broads n’ gays to vote Republican, a grainy photo from 1989 probably will not." Read more here: http://jezebel.com/so-sorry-heres-mar... Cara Santa Maria, Jimmy Dore, and Desi Doyen break it down on The Young Turks.