Sunrise Alarm product review rant — "What If It Were Good Tho?"

(If you want to see my take on "what if to-do lists were good tho?", I have not just a rant for you but a whole working app that can help you stay focused on what matters to you: https://intend.do) The product I think is awful is this one: Philips HF3650/60 SmartSleep Sleep and Wake-Up Light The old one, that's pretty good but still not NEARLY as bright as would be ideal, is this one: Philips HF3520/60 SmartSleep Wake-up Light