Defeats of My Favorite Villains no. 112

"ROAR!"- Akakabuto "Fear not, sweet Gwendolyn. Once you work for the Wood Scouts, the only man you'll have to deal with in your life is me."- Edward Pikeman "As far as I'm concerned, my brother was everything."- Eve "Whether they know it or not, people need shame. It protects them from the sickening filth that festers within. Their humiliating inadequacies, self-destructive proclivities, stupid magic tricks, their fundamental otherness, and of course, the uncontrollable urge to squirm on a glow-ed worm. For you see, shame is the cone you place around the head of your dim-witted dog to prevent him from gnawing at his own genitals, because they will become infected."- The Shame Wizard "The humans have besmirched everything bestowed on them. They were given Paradise, they threw it away. They were given this planet, they destroyed it. They were favored best among all His endeavors, and some of them don't even believe He exists. And in spite of it all, He's shown them infinite fucking patience at every turn. What about us? I asked you... once to lay down the sword because I felt sorry for them. What was the result? Our expulsion from Paradise. WHERE WAS HIS INFINITE FUCKING PATIENCE THEN? IT'S NOT RIGHT, IT'S NOT FAIR. We've paid our debt. Don't you think it's time? Don't you think its time we went home? and to do that, I think we have to dispatch of our would-be dispatchers."- Bartleby "It's just another fabulous days in Wellington Wells."- Jack Worthing "Don't you get it? You're as broken as they are. But my world... my world will be perfect. No more pain. No more conflict. No more injustice. No humanity."- Ares/Justin Pin "We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die."- Legate Lanius "This is my day! 5,000 little fingers, all playing together on my piano! Every finger obedient to the whim of me, the master! Every infinitesimal, microscopic piece of living tissue of those 5,000 little fingers, cringing and trembling and groveling before me! Before me, Dr. Terwilliker, as I raise my baton! We shall play... raise hands! We shall play the most beautiful piece ever written! I wrote it. Ten Happy Fingers! A one, and a two, and a three, and a play!"- Dr. Terwilliker "Zoe's a stupid bitch! She doesn't understand that I don't wanna go back to how things were before my father found y'all."- Lucas Baker (I own nothing. No Copyright Infringment Intended.) ENJOY!!!