News - FREE ASSAULT RIFLE!

So y'know what I decided to do? Not bother making my intro fancy. Cop leaves gun on trunk of car! We've all heard stupid cop stories. Tired of them yet? Well here's another. Let's start asking ourselves whether or not these are the people we want defending our streets. Don't be too hard on 'em, though, they do protect us, even if some of them really are complete morons.