My cover/mixtape/parody of Alexander Hamilton (in the life of Jesus) Written by Lin-Manuel Miranda Originally performed by Jonathan Groff, Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton Lyrics: You say The messiah was born and a star is now leading the way Is that true The king of the Jews now compels you to bid me adieu Wait one sec Remember to make an arrangement when you go away And you’ll tell me the trek Remember a gift of exchange meant for this lad You’ll be back right on queue Please remember I seek worship too They’ll be back I’ll enjoy To remember that he’s just a boy Temples rise, empires fall I have seen the kingdom through it all And with joy I will sing I will kill you like a little insect to remind you I am king Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da I’m singing with a British accent in the Middle East I’ll be the last one laughing when you’re deceased And no, don’t you upstage me ‘Cause that will just enrage me You sweet, submissive baby I’ll rule with cruelty maybe Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever They’ll be back like before I will hunt you down just like I swore If you run, you will pay And I’ll seize all boys along the way Lock a cage, like a zoo It’s the same I would’ve done to you On second thought actually I will kill all infant children for peace and security Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat— Everybody! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da Dat dat da ya da!