The Sinful Lives of Egyptian Pharaohs | Boring history for sleep

Settle in for the ultimate historical sleep aid! 😴 Dive deep into the real lives of Egyptian Pharaohs in this 200-minute dark comedy documentary. Forget the glory; we're uncovering the scandals, the incest, the megalomania, and the sheer audacity of divine rule. From Djoser's ego pyramids to Cleopatra's ruthless ambition, join us for a cynical, sensory, and hilariously bleak journey through three millennia of power, privilege, and profoundly questionable decisions. Discover how these 'living gods' bent cosmic order, exploited millions, and perfected the art of PR long before social media. Warning: May cause cynical introspection or accidental napping. Perfect for history buffs with a dark sense of humor, or anyone needing a very, very long story to fall asleep to. You'll never look at a mummy the same way again. ------------------------------------------------------------ 🏷️ HASHTAGS ------------------------------------------------------------ #EgyptianPharaohs #AncientEgypt #DarkHistory #HistoricalHumor #SarcasticNarration #TrueCrimeHistory #PharaohsUncensored #DivineRight #AncientScandals #HistoryAsASleepAid Welcome to Boring Owl — calm, simple history made for relaxation. This video offers a soft, peaceful look at daily life in the past. Everything is explained in a gentle and non-graphic way, with simple language and slow pacing. The goal is to help you unwind, learn something small, and enjoy a quiet moment with history. This content includes: • general cultural context • everyday routines and social customs • soft explanations of historical beliefs • peaceful storytelling meant for relaxation This content does not include: • graphic detail of any kind • disturbing, intense, or shocking descriptions • harmful acts or sensational interpretations • adult, medical, violent, or explicit material The information in this video is presented only for calm educational purposes. It is simplified, non-dramatic, and suitable for a wide audience. All topics are handled with care, using broad and gentle explanations that avoid sensitive details. If you enjoy quiet, sleepy history, feel free to subscribe to Boring Owl for more peaceful stories from the past. Thank you for watching and relaxing with us.