How to Retire in 7 Years Starting with $0

Oh, you’re broke? Big surprise! Welcome to the exclusive club of “I have $0 but want to retire early.” Lucky for you, this stickman’s got the financial education hacks, investing for beginners wisdom, and personal finance sarcasm you never knew you needed. Ready to go from zero to millionaire? Watch as I break down exactly how to retire in 7 years starting with $0—no trust fund, no crypto lottery, just pure FIRE movement energy and a pinch of frugal living (don’t worry, you can still have coffee). We’ll cover everything: • Passive income streams that work while you nap • Early retirement strategies that don’t require selling your soul • Wealth building strategies so simple, even a doodle can do it • Budgeting tips for people who hate budgeting • Side hustles that don’t suck • Retirement planning for the “I’ll do it tomorrow” crowd • Financial independence secrets your bank won’t tell you • Investing tips for absolute beginners (yes, you!) If you want financial freedom, financial minimalism, and retirement hacks that actually work—hit play, subscribe, and let this sassy stickman do the math for you. Comment your biggest money fail below and join the journey to financial independence. Because honestly, if a stickman can do it… what’s your excuse? Timestamps: 0:00 - Introduction 0:33 - The Brutal Truth Check. 0:58 - Define Your “Freedom Number”. 1:39 - Slash and Burn Expenses. 2:04 - Supercharge Income. 2:26 - Invest Aggressively (But Smartly). 2:53 - Leverage Real Estate (the Right Way). 3:24 - Build Systems, Not Stress. 3:45 - Stay Boring (the Secret Weapon). 4:36 - Slash the Big 3: Housing, Transportation, Food. 5:29 - Leverage Skills, Not Just Money. 6:18 - The 7-Year Blueprint. 7:01 - The Choice Is Yours. 🔥 SUBSCRIBE for more wealth building, personal finance, and investing for beginners content! 💰 Hit the bell for passive income and retirement planning hacks! 📈 COMMENT your “broke moment” for a chance to get roasted in the next video! #financialfreedom #earlyretirement #investingforbeginners #personalfinance #passiveincome #firemovement #wealthbuilding #retirementplanning #financialindependence #moneytips