Is This Politician Offensive? - SOUTH PARK

Garrison takes the stage at his latest campaign rally and offends a portion of his audience. "Douche and a Danish" S20 Subscribe to South Park:    / @southpark   Watch more South Park:    / southpark   About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/full-episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram:   / southpark   Twitter:   / southpark   Facebook:   / southpark   #SouthPark #SouthParkS20 INT. BACKROOM - DAY Garrison is being briefed by his advisors. Caitlyn can be seen in the background filing her nails. ADVISOR 1 Alright sir, don't be nervous for your speech I know we're down a bit in the polls but there's still a great chance we can win the swing states. MR. GARRISON There's still a chance, are you serious?! ADVISOR 1 Just ONE thing sir -- Be a little careful what you say about WOMEN. Uh, seems like that might be losing us some votes. MR. GARRISON Oh you don't say. INT. THEATER - NIGHT A stage has been set up for Garrison to talk. There's a podium for him to stand behind and there's a projected picture on the back which says 'Make America Great Again'. CHRIS CHRISTIE Ladies and gentlemen... Our country is divided like never before. And we all know that only ONE man has the guts to say what we're all thinking. Please welcome the man who with your help will soon be THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! BIG CANNED CHEERS. Garrison walks out - Christie tries to shake is hand but Garrison ignores it and instead just takes the mic from the podium and walks out to center stage with it. There's still clapping and random 'Whews!' From the crowd as Garrison slowly and methodically takes out a cigarette and lights it. People in the crowd start chanting. CROWD Douche! Douche! Douche! Douche! Douche Douche Douche! MR. GARRISON So I'm standin' in line at the airport. Waiting in security cuz of all the freakin MUSLIMS. BIG LAUGHS CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE. CROWD MEMBER OW! MR. GARRISON And the TSA Security people all look like black thugs from the the inner city. I'm like oh good YOU'RE gonna protect us? MORE LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE. MR. GARRISON Maybe it's good they're gang members at least THEY can tell the difference between Muslims and Mexicans cuz God knows I can't. LAUGHTER APPLAUSE. MR. GARRISON You know, so I'm standin' there in line and you know what I do? I stick my finger in this chick's asshole. LAUGHTER BUT NOT AS MUCH - ALL MEN. MR. GARRISON And she turns to me and says 'hey aren't you that guy that's running for President? LAUGHTER BUT AGAIN NOT AS MUCH. MR. GARRISON I say 'yeah'. She says, 'why you got your finger in my ass?' I said 'I'm just keepin' it warm honey cuz that chick next to you is way hotter and I'm gonna stick it in her clam.' IN THE CROWD - Men are laughing but a few women definitely aren't. MR. GARRISON Yeah let's make America great again No dude wants his finger in some ugly bitch's ass. Some laughter. MR. GARRISON You gotta be careful though, it's only about half an inch away, you know that asshole and that clam so you gotta be careful, right dudes? A woman in the audience starts to walk out. MR. GARRISON Oh... Oh where you goin? You leaving? I'm sorry did I offend you? The woman finishes scooting out and starts heading up the aisle. MR. GARRISON Where did I lose you honey? Sparse laughs. MR. GARRISON So you've been ok with the fuck everyone to death. All the Muslim and Mexican shit, but fingers in the ass did it huh? Cool, just wanted to see where your 'line' was. A couple more women start to leave. One looks at her boyfriend and you can tell he's leaving reluctantly with her. MR. GARRISON Oh yeah look I guess some more broads are leaving. Oh jeez you were so on board I can't believe I let that little offensive remark slip. Poor girls did you get your feelings hurt after cheering for fuck all immigrants? Jeez I'm sorry. Jeez.