Roasting Halo Infinite's WORST Weapon

Halo Infinite has a problem. It's called the Pulse Carbine. WHY DOES IT EXIST??? Today I rant, critique & complain on the matter - While trying to make it entertaining... if you dont laugh i hate you. This thing. This Big-Stupid-Dumb-Not that ugly looking-Idiot Sounding-Purple Idiot- Store Brand-Alien Version of the Battle Rifle. AKA: The Pulse Carbine. It desecrates Halo multiplayer, insults PvP, tortures my ear holes. Could you classify this as a "Funny Halo Video"? Sure. But I'm angery. I want to rant, review, complain, critique, criticize... ROAST. I hate the Pulse Carbine, and you can too in under THREE minutes!!! Now did I upload this video on the same day as the Halo Infinite flight to maximize views? OF COURSE I DID! Covenant Carbine Gameplay (Because I'm too lazy)    • Halo 3 Carbine Gameplay   Needle Rifle Gameplay (Because I'm too lazy)    • Halo: Reach Multiplayer Gameplay - Needle ...   Pulse Carbine Render (Because I'm not talented)   / i_made_a_pulse_carbine_from_halo_infinite_...   Here is a VERY similar video that I am absolutely proud of: Halo Infinite Has Some Unique Players... I Spoke To Them.    • I Asked My Teammates, "Do You Like Halo In...   "Your all the way down here??? NICE" *Sniffs your neck. "How about you uh. Press that like button? See that Subscribe thingy there too? Go ahead and tap that one as well dude." *Does a sick Cartwheel. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 💘- Stalk Me Discourse Server -   / discord   Twibber -   / abadpassword   Sound Clown -   / abadpassword   Twibch -   / abadpassword   TokTik -   / abadpassword   Instagarm -   / abadpassword   ✔️ Contact Me. Business only please. 1. [email protected] 2.   / abadpassword   🎤 Want me for Voice Acting or Voice Overs ? 1. [email protected] 2.   / abadpassword   A Bad Password is a place where gaming gets Weird, Wild, and occasionally, Sophisticated. On that grind since '09.