Defeats of My Favorite Cartoon Villains Part 7 (Remake)

Original Version:    • Defeats of My Favorite Cartoon Villai...   Song: glass beach by… well, glass beach Villains Quotes: "Zis was all too easy. The time for heroes is over. Now all will bow to us. Und nossing vill save you now." - "I, M.O.D.O.K., the perfect combination of human intellect and machine, have interfaced with all of the digital information stored on the vast network, the World Wide Web!" - "We could have destroyed the heroes once and for all!" - "That's it! I've had it! We're wasting our time! We need to bring the heroes to us!" -Red Skull, M.O.D.O.K., Venom, and Whiplash "You shall pay for your foolishness! You shall suffer the full wrath of... LORD HATER! I have mangled the minds of millions! I have tempted forth torrential tides of tears! I have reduced the richest of republics to rubble and ruin! Because I... AM THE GREATEST IN ALL THE GALAXY!" -Lord Hater "I just captured someone you might be interested in. A certain... cup." -King Gerard Dice "ROARRR!!!" -The Scorpios Rexes "My name is Thorn Rose, and you are finished!" -Thorn Rose "What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration... I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!" -The Joker "Sorry Velma. Turns out, I am the killer. But it's not my fault. Project SCOOBI made me who I am. So I ask, who's really the villain here? Them, or me?" -Sh*tty Crappy Doo/Scrappy-Doo "How did I what, doc? How did I switch the tapes? How did I know you were gonna come here? Well, you see, I've always been here, Clarence. And now I've got the teachers eating out of the palm of my hand. I can make you think you're hearin' anything I want. Even smell anything I want. I can make you think you're smellin' my own... Silence! Listen to me, boy. There's the man's world and there's the spirit world. But you can't handle my world. Little bird, fly away home. Your house is on fire, your children all alone." -Balance "Lex Luthor is an abstraction. There is no real me... for tax purposes. Everything about me is artificial. My jawline, my shell companies, even all my lighting on the moon." -Alexander "Lex" Joseph Luthor "The only cool thing here is to… say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to NOT have s*xual intercourse before marriage!" -Sir Pentious "He didn't escape! He played the game, he lost! His soul belongs to me! I'LL GET THAT CUP!" -The Devil (I own nothing. No copyright infringement intended.) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.)