Wow. I didn't even know librarians could be tyrants. Then I encountered her. Enforcing rules she made up to get access to my personal information she doesn't have the right to, and denying me service when I refuse. I just wanted help on my watery penis. Oh well. Join the Hijinks discord community and hear me make pranks like this, live in voice chat, every Friday night at 7:00 PM ET. http://www.hijinks.fun/chat or / discord Support me on Patreon, $1 or more for IMMEDIATE access to ALL live calls (even the bad ones) right after they happen! / dragonmere or donate direct through PayPay and drop me message http://www.PayPal.me/dragonmere Need more pranks from people who aren't me? Check out the wastedmemory show Tuesday nights at 8:30pm ET with me as cohost! http://www.wastedshow.com The Graveyard Goonz do a LIVE SHOW every Wednesday at 8:00pm ET! / graveyardgoonz And of course check out Brad Carter RBCP's Snow Plow Show / phonelosersshows Carlito's Mad House Live / madhouseradio Dwight The Janitor / dwightpcn Party Time Show w/ Matt & Zax http://www.partytimeshow.com Super Phone Bros. / superphonebrothers Another Prank Call Show Podcast http://anotherprankcallshow.libsyn.com/ and anyone else who I'm forgetting; i love you.