If someone regularly wears a hat, is that a sign they're bald? We talk going bald, having an app for everything and the joys of mayochip. Then, it's Civics and Hummers vs. Cybertrucks and Wows as we countdown the Top 5 Worst Car Names. 00:00: Do Hats Make You Look Bald 03:37: Apps and Subscription Services 06:00: What Counts as Cold 08:09: Shoutouts 09:57: Word Game 18:15: Mayochip 20:19: The Worst Car Names #podcast #profoundlypointless #cars Profoundly Pointless is a podcast created by Nick VinZant. Each episode explores something new with a unique guest from a different side of life. Particle Physicists, Porn Stars, Deep Sea Explorers, Olympic Athletes, Money Launders, Furries, Cannabis Photographers, Sex Toy Designers and more all share their stories. Then, in the Pointless part of the show, Nick is joined by lifelong friend and 2nd Grade Wrestling Champion John Shull to debate life’s biggest questions. Questions like, “Who are the Top 5 Steve’s of All Time”, "What's the Worst Line to Be Stuck In”, and "Which Actor is the Best Onscreen Runner.” Together Profoundly Pointless explores the world through profound guests and pointless examinations of life’s little mysteries. Join us, Explore Something New and find out why Profoundly Pointless was nominated from Best Interview Podcast in both 2021 and 2022. Subscribe to Profoundly Pointless on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3OJYyjJ Get More of Profoundly Pointless Official Site: https://profoundlypointless.com/ Podcast: http://playpodca.st/profoundly-pointless Instagram: / profoundlypointless Facebook: / profoundlypointless Twitter: / profoundlypp Going Bald, Apps for Everything and the Top 5 Worst Car Names | Profoundly POINTLESS