π SOMEBODY HOLD MY PURSE! - This Might Take a While
π SOMEBODY HOLD MY PURSE! This Might Take a While Somebody hold my purseβ¦ because THIS might take a while. πππ₯ βSomebody Hold My Purseβ by The Vinyl Roses is an original 1970s-inspired disco-funk song packed with funky bass, glamorous female harmonies, soulful vocals, sparkling disco strings, punchy horns, and enough attitude to turn one innocent night out into complete dance-floor chaos. She wasn't planning to dance. She wasn't planning to stay. And she DEFINITELY wasn't planning to lose track of her purse. But sometimes the music starts... You hand your handbag to a friend... And suddenly your evening has other plans. π Welcome to The Vinyl Roses. πΉ Vintage soul. πͺ© Disco-funk energy. π Questionable decisions. ββββββββββββββββββββββ π IT STARTED WITH FOUR SIMPLE WORDS... βSomebody hold my purse.β That's it. That's where everything went wrong. One harmless two-step became another. The earrings started swinging. The bracelets joined the party. A gentleman nearly tore his pants trying something fancy. One girlfriend got stuck on purse duty... Until she finally abandoned her post and joined the fun herself. π Then came the house lights. Three women. Several handbags. One very important question: Wait... where IS my purse? ββββββββββββββββββββββ πͺ© GLAMOROUS 1970s DISCO-FUNK IS BACK Somebody Hold My Purse combines playful storytelling with the irresistible sound and spirit of late-1970s disco and funk. Expect: π₯ Syncopated funky bass πΈ Wah-wah rhythm guitar πΉ Funky clavinet πΊ Punchy brass accents π₯ Four-on-the-floor disco drums πͺ Congas & percussion β¨ Sweeping disco strings ποΈ Deep soulful contralto lead vocals πΉ Rich female vocal harmonies π Big sing-along choruses It's glamorous. It's funky. It's playful. And it's absolutely NOT MADE FOR SITTING STILL. ββββββββββββββββββββββ πΉ ABOUT THE VINYL ROSES The Vinyl Roses are an original female disco trio bringing a fresh personality to the timeless sound and spirit of disco, funk and soul. Inspired by the glamour, instrumentation and dance culture of the late 1970s, The Vinyl Roses combine soulful female harmonies, funky rhythms and cinematic storytelling with original characters, humor and unforgettable hooks. Some songs make you remember. Some make you feel. Some make you dance. And some make you hand somebody your purse because... THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE. ππ πΉ Original Disco Music π₯ Disco-Funk Grooves ποΈ Soulful Female Vocals πΏ Vintage-Inspired Sound πͺ© Retro Dance Energy β¨ Original Stories ββββββββββββββββββββββ π§ IF YOU LOVE DISCO, FUNK & SOUL... Turn this one UP. Somebody Hold My Purse was made for listeners who love classic disco energy, funky basslines, soulful female vocal groups, retro dance music, vintage funk, feel-good songs and the unmistakable atmosphere of the golden disco era. Put on your dancing shoes. Find a friend you trust. And preferably... don't give them anything expensive. π ββββββββββββββββββββββ π PERFECT FOR Disco parties β’ Funk playlists β’ Retro dance nights β’ Weekend playlists β’ Feel-good music β’ Road trips β’ Workout playlists β’ Party music β’ Vintage-inspired playlists β’ Funk & soul collections β’ 70s-themed parties ββββββββββββββββββββββ β€οΈ LIKE β’ COMMENT β’ SUBSCRIBE If Somebody Hold My Purse made you smile or move even ONE shoulder... β€οΈ LIKE the video. πΉ SUBSCRIBE to The Vinyl Roses for more original disco-funk, soulful harmonies, funky stories and retro-inspired music. And now we need to know: π HAVE YOU EVER SAID βHOLD MY PURSEβ BEFORE DOING SOMETHING YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE? π We want the story. Tell us in the comments β and let us know what country you're listening from! π ββββββββββββββββββββββ π IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Before leaving any disco: Check for... β Purse β Keys β Earrings β Shoes β Friends Dignity? ... Optional. π πΉ The Vinyl Roses See you... After Side B... πΏ ββββββββββββββββββββββ Somebody Hold My Purse, The Vinyl Roses, Somebody Hold My Purse song, original disco song, original disco funk song, disco funk music, 70s disco music, 1970s funk music, retro disco, classic disco, female disco trio, female vocal group, soulful female vocals, disco soul, funky bassline, funk groove, funky dance music, vintage funk, retro dance music, disco revival, original retro music, feel good disco, party music, dance floor music, vintage soul, groovy music, 70s inspired music, female funk vocals, retro funk song ββββββββββββββββββββββ #SomebodyHoldMyPurse #TheVinylRoses #DiscoFunk #DiscoMusic #FunkMusic #70sDisco #70sFunk #OriginalMusic #RetroMusic #SoulfulDisco #DiscoRevival #FunkyMusic #DanceMusic #VintageVibes #FeelGoodMusic
