USA - Pacific Blue/Weird Science/Duckman/The Covergirl Murders Promo - 1996

And thus, Campus Cops and Weekly World News were cancelled after one season, to be replaced by the '90s version of CHiPs, Pacific Blue. Apparently folks were suffering from comedy overloads and hadda be resuscitated via the beach themed police procedural. And then God looked upon the USA Network and said "thou art no longer something else, and I hereby forbid thee to use that slogan henceforth."