Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner

Best part about this simple recipe: The potatoes, pasta, broccoli, dried chiles, beef, parsnips, beets, and all 12 sauces can cook at the same time. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter:   / theonion   More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/