I am so paralyzed!

Talladega Nights Paralyzed scene. DAILY WILL FERRELL BEST MOVIE SCENES! **** SUBSCRIBE & TURN ON NOTIFICATION SO YOU DON'T MISS ANY*** I'm through lying to myself, you know? It's time to be mature about this and just face facts. I bought myself a hundred-thousand-dollar... ...handicap-accessible van... ...with the captain's chairs and the DVD plasma screens in the back for the kids. -You all paid up on that? -Yeah. That's all paid in full. It's parked out there. And then the next thing I gotta do... ...is I just gotta have a sit-down with Carley and just let her know... ...that it's okay for her to seek the comfort of other men. Because she's gotta run wild. You can't keep something like that back. Hold on, man. Hold.... -We gotta tell him. -Now? No, I don't care what the doctor said, we gotta tell him now. Ricky, the doctor told us... ...that we should let you work it out in your own sweet time... ...but, Ricky, you can walk. What did you just say? He's telling you the truth, man. It's all in your head. You sick sons of bitches! I mean, you walk in that door... ...on your two legs, all fat and cocky... ...and looking at me in my chair, and you tell me it's all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons. Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons who are talented and star athletes... ...and they have their legs taken away! I pray you know that pain and that hurt. Don't you put that eviI on me, Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are not paralyzed! I am so paralyzed! -No, no, no! No, he needs to know! -Getting a little rough on him. -He's always crying! -Tough love, it is. Tough love. Wake up, idiot! -You wanna know what I am?! You wanna see what my life is?! Don't do it. -You wanna see what's going on here? -Don't you stick that knife in your leg. -Man! -Hold on, hold on. -Hold on, now. Walk it off. -Oh, that hurts. -Oh, my--! -Walk it off. Stretch, stretch. Stretch it out. Hey, man. You can walk! You can walk! I can walk! -I think I touched a nerve. -Right there. All right, we got it, we got it. Hold it right there. Maybe don't touch it. -Can you feel it? -I can! We'll use this knife to pry it out. We'll pull it out. -Now we got two in there. -Just don't think about it. -We're going down a bad path. -Cut around the meat. I'll cut right here. Stretch it out. Just take out a plug of meat. Just like a deer. We gotta wiggle it a little bit. That's it. Can you feel that? -Yeah, I feel that. -You are back! I love you guys!