Southern Explanation Penalty At 24 Hours Of LeMons Laissez Les Crapheaps Roulez

In this penalty, seen for the first time at the 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans at No Problem Raceway, the miscreant must stick some plastic novelty teeth in his or her mouth and explain his or her on-track crime in the thickest Southern accent possible. We'll be doing the extra-wicked New England Explanation at Stafford Motor Speedway, and California drivers at Buttonwillow will be forced to describe their crimes in Jeff Spicolese (when they're done with the Grateful Dead Parking Lot Drum Circle Penalty, that is).