Joe Rogan DESTROYS Katy Perry Over “All-Women” Space Flight DISASTER

Joe Rogan DESTROYS Katy Perry Over “All-Women” Space Flight DISASTER

Joe Rogan DESTROYS Katy Perry Over “All-Women” Space Flight DISASTER Space used to be about exploration, bravery, science. Now? It’s about selfies... designer spacesuits... and pretending a billionaire’s vanity project is some kind of historical achievement. Katy Perry, Gail King, and Lauren Sanchez just took a ten-minute trip on Blue Origin—and somehow managed to turn space travel into a meme. Let’s kick things off with Katy Perry. After spending a whopping ten minutes in space... she dropped to her knees and kissed the ground like she just survived an alien invasion. You’d think she barely escaped death, not finished a billionaire-funded joyride. Gail tried to spin the trip as this massive feminist win. But the internet wasn’t having it. People roasted her for pretending that floating around in a billionaire’s toy spaceship somehow counted as empowerment. And then came Lauren Sanchez. She told women to "take up space"—without a hint of irony. Which is rich coming from someone whose seat was basically a perk of dating Jeff Bezos. Let’s be real. This wasn’t about empowering women. This was about optics. It was a floating photo-op... wrapped in hashtags and marketing fluff. Olivia Wilde straight-up mocked Perry’s ground-kiss, comparing her to someone who thought she just landed Apollo 13. Amy Schumer joked she was added to the flight last-minute—clearly clowning how random it all looked. Even Martha Stewart couldn’t resist. She posted her own throwback zero-gravity clip, casually set to a Katy Perry lyric. Oprah Winfrey cried watching the launch. She called it inspiring. Inspiring for who? Other billionaires? And let’s not forget: Jeff Bezos owns Blue Origin. Lauren Sanchez is his fiancée. This wasn’t NASA. This was a personal group project—with influencers added for optics. It’s not exploration anymore. It’s clout-chasing in zero gravity. The most expensive PR stunt since Elon Musk launched a Tesla into space. And they really thought this would be celebrated?