I Don’t Date — I Chase Algorithms (Math Is Sexy)

If you haven’t subscribed yet, go ahead and hit that button — and tap like so I know this madness actually lands somewhere. Today’s episode is for the introverts, the overthinkers, the late-night analytics refreshers, and anyone who has ever felt more emotionally attached to a chart line than to an actual human being. I don’t date. I don’t “meet for coffee.” But I do chase the YouTube algorithm like it’s my emotionally unavailable soulmate. Ghosted by men? Sure. Ghosted by math? Now that one leaves a mark. This is what happens when an introvert with a left-brained addiction to patterns tries to make peace with a platform that behaves like a toxic ex. Sit down, breathe, and enjoy this romantic tragedy between me… and a mathematical formula. Drop in the comments: What’s the thing YOU secretly want validation from without leaving your house? Your follower count? Your bank app? Your step tracker? Don’t lie — I know you’ve got one. If you made it to the end, hit subscribe, hit like, and tell the algorithm I exist. Your girl appreciates it. #introvertlife #youtuberlife #contentcreator #algorithmproblems #mathissexy #storytime #selfawarehumor #digitalchaos #therapyhumor #creativemindset #youtubejourney #relatablecontent #personalstory #healingjourney #mentalwellness #algorithmchasing #shortstories