Hoarse, feverish and under-rehearsed Tescos go wild with their admirably loyal fans presenting their version of Lordi's Eurovision winning "Hard Rock Hallelujah" at Salon Erna. You might notice that the host calls them "a bit like ABBA on crack" towards the end. As words are hardly audible and constantly altered during the performance in true Tescos style, here are the orginal lyrics for you to joyfully sing along ;): "Trash Pop From Bavaria" Trash Pop from Bavaria Trash Pop from Bavaria The sky is blue-white On this chalet day Sacred the cows, they moo and they stray The echo of our cheering Is shaking up the Alps A Trashpopfreakshow Hold on to your scalps All we need is weissbier Real fizzy with foam Swallowed down with dumplings and roast In our lederhosen We feel just fine Now let us raise our full mugs Zenzis in dirndls serving trash pop from Bavaria Yodels and joy shouts shaking the mountain huts Zenzis in dirndls serving trash pop from Bavaria Let's all join in now just strutting our butts Us true Bavarians Never get tired Weisswurst and pretzels, is what we desire Then we pick an Edelweiss And ride on a cow No need to be frightened, we will show you how All we need is weissbier Real fizzy with foam Swallowed down with dumplings and roast In our lederhosen We feel just fine Now let us raise the beer mugs Zenzis in dirndls serving trash pop from Bavaria Yodels and joy shouts shaking the mountain huts Zenzis in dirndls serving trash pop from Bavaria Let's all join in now just strutting our butts Raised on cow milk And on hop and on malt Our calfs are bulging Our brassieres well filled No supermodels But we do not care Why don't you join us there is so much to share! Trash pop from Bavaria Trash pop from Bavaria Trash pop from Bavaria Trash Pop Yeah! Zenzis in dirndls serving trash pop from Bavaria Yodels and joy shouts shaking the mountain huts Zenzis in dirndls serving trash pop from Bavaria Let's all join in now just strutting our butts Trash Pop from Bavaria!