RCT3 - Kilgore's Koasters & Adam Fazari - Steel Spin pov

No music, just thunder. Stats Below Story While the new season at Dread River Valley was off to a great start it seems that our outcasts of the outcasts, namely Larry and Dave, were busy causing some chaos of their own back at the test site. Our fearless friend ‪@adamfazari1381‬ was invited back to the site by Sue. It seems there was another speed eating contest also a war of the coasters going on. Dave and Larry were entranced with the coasterball model and tried to out-do each other. Let's see what Adam had to say about his arrival at this food and flip fest : Another day, another display of the coaster crew's cantankerous craziness. Dave every hour was like "FORE !" when he keeps throwing beer cans everywhere for no reason (lord knows what he means by "Fore", golf ?). And Calvin had just ate five bags of the biggest bags of Takis he could find nearby all of which were seasoned with powdered dried weed. Sue was there finally finishing his speed eating competition after seeing who can eat, 55 chicken wings, 55 pastas, 55 pancakes, 55 peppers, and 155 baked potatoes the fastest. It was a close tie between everyone but before they could decide the winner Sue and his friends had developed horrific digestive issues and everyone agreed that they all lost because this was a such a bad idea, not to mention the food was so unhealthy everyone had gained many dozens of pounds in weight and a five digit hospital bill. Horrid sight to see. Both Dave and Larry were together and Larry was not impressed. Larry was like "Get off the booze, will ya? Bur's been beaten up in the brain by your buffoonery ! Better stop the bantering around with the beer, bro !" Wilbur was supremely traumatized and no wonder he keeps feeling like someone's throwing something at him !" Somehow they re-fabricated this Intamin style Steel Spin but Sue and Calvin thought it could be better so they set their plans on something else, as Adam reports : Sue and Calvin had designed a... orchestral instrumental intro music slowing down and stopping as if a vinyl record player had stopped... Dizzy Dropper dastardly depravity! All Wilbur and Sue wanted was just a rational down-to-earth coaster and an undented lawn and what they got was pure insanity. As some kind of twisted practical joke Ambrose asked Calvin to put some kind of giant motor in the swinging seats so that it would spin no matter what... but it wasn't amusing ! This also explains the water trough that was built under the rides. With Larry and Dave doing the testing and the drinking it started to get a bit messy. So we start with the first of two coasterball rides and we would like to see which is the favorite. One of these coasters will eventually replace Ultrameggaoktwister at Dread River Valley based on views ! Adam and I will be back tomorrow for another new coaster so until then, give it up to ‪@adamfazari1381‬ for being brave enough to hang out with these guys and give us the scoop, and as always, Enjoy Your Ride ! Stephen Ride Stats : Track Length - 1,584ft / 482.8m Top Speed - 60mph / 96.5kmph Highest Drop - 66ft / 20m 3 inversions (sometimes) and 15 drops with 0:22 airtime RCT3 Peeps Rating : Excitement - 5.91 (high) Intensity - 5.48 (high) Nausea - 2.40 (low) unless you've been drinking with Dave or Larry, nausea rating goes up 0.50 for each pint downed.