'Assassin's Creed: Mirage' DLC is Pretty Bad, Actually...
A lot of 'Assassin's Creed' YouTubers seem to have this delusional belief that 'Valley of Memory' - an 'Assassin's Creed: Mirage' DLC - is some sort of masterpiece & one of the best expansions in the history of the series. I'm sorry to burst the bubble, but this couldn't be further from the truth. 'Valley of Memory' is yet another example of modern Ubisoft slop: embarrassing writing, laughable voice acting, stiff animations, abysmal mission scripting, braindead AI, ridiculous side content & gameplay that's outdated by about 15 years. 'Valley of Memory' is not only bad, it's worse than you can imagine. Sit back and enjoy this beautiful disaster. I present to you: Assassin's Creed Mirage & The Valley of Slop. IMPORTANT NOTE 1: No hate towards the 'AC' YouTubers quoted in the video. Quoted fragments were used mainly for comedic effect & to emphasize the disconnect between the positive reviews and the actual quality of the game. IMPORTANT NOTE 2: Every stealth gameplay clip showcased in the video was recorded on the highest stealth difficulty IMPORTANT NOTE 4: All clips were recorded in the PC version of 'AC: Mirage' in native 4K and with all settings except 1 set to ULTRA HIGH. The only exception is 'environment textures' setting which was set to VERY HIGH because ULTRA HIGH was causing some framerate instability. [CHAPTERS] [00:00] Peak Assassin's Creed [03:11] My Beautiful Bahja [07:32] The Great Ambush [11:12] Engaging Mission Design & Fun Stealth [16:47] The Absolute State of Modern Tailing Missions [19:55] The Best Prison Break You'll Ever See [27:20] OUTRO [SUPPORT ME] ►PATREON: / cinematicseriesgaming [MY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA CHANNELS] ►TikTok: / cinematicseries ►Twitter: / cinseriesgaming ►Discord: / discord ►Reddit: / cinematicseries [MY REFERRAL LINKS] ►Get a 30-day free trial of Epidemic Sound by signing up via my referral link: https://www.epidemicsound.com/referra... [QUOTED VIDEOS] ►@theexilelive - • The free Mirage DLC that SAVED Assassin's ... ►@thehiddenone - • The NEW Assassin's Creed Mirage DLC is AMA... ►@masterassassin - • Thank You Ubisoft Bordeaux (again) ►@jayvee - • The new AC Mirage update is surprisingly g... ►@willismakesmovies - • The AC Mirage Valley of Memory DLC Really ... ►@thespaniard - • AC Mirage Got The Goodbye it Deserves [MUSIC] ►Speedy the Spider - Keeping my Head in the Sand ►Oblivion OST - Harvest Dawn ►Gothic III OST - Welcome to Varant ►Kevin MacLeod - Sneaky Snitch ►Stationary Sign - My Neighbor's Wife ►Nokia Arabic Ringtone ►T. Morri - Sneaky Fingers ►Arthur Benson - Winnipeg Sneak ►Stationary Sign - Puppy Tales ►A Hat in Time OST - Train Rush ►Jon Bjork - Sly Fox ►Metal Gear Solid 2 OST - Plant Sneaking Theme ►Gothic III OST - Desert Night [KEYWORDS] Assassins Creed Mirage & The Valley of Slop Valley of Memory is bad Assassins Creed Mirage DLC is Worse Than You Can Imagine AC Mirage Valley of Memory DLC AC Mirage funny moments Valley of Memory is ridiculous The writing in AC Mirage is bad The stealth system in AC Mirage is a joke Ubisoft AI [TAGS] #AssassinsCreed #ValleyOfMemory #Ubisoft #AssassinsCreedMirage #NPC #AI #Funny #Gameplay #CinematicSeriesGaming #CSG
