Defeats of My Favorite Cartoon Villains Part 29

Song: Death by a Thousand Cuts by Imminence Villains Quotes: "Hail Satan!" -The Woodland Critters "Since you destroyed my Christmas poem, you shall become... my new Christmas poem!" -The Ghost Writer "No, bro! It's not a prank! It's an honest to goodness flat screen TV! Look, I admit I may have not been the best White Elephant participant in the last few years. Some of you may have even called my pranks harsh, or out of line and I thought this gift would bring us closer together! 'Cause you guys are like my family! That's what the holidays are about: family! …Anyways, since there's nothing good left to steal, I'll just take this one." -Mitchell "Mitch" Sorenstein/Muscle Man "Ah, how wonderful! The Shmaloogles have come right to my doorstep for me to MURDER!" -The Wizard "You know, a town with money is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No-one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it." -Lyle Lanley ""Thanks, anyway"? It was a real hassle getting over here, you know. You've wasted my time, Benson! You're bad! You've been a bad boy!" -Krampus "Ahem… BUT I SHOULD BE A POWERPUFF GIRL! Me! Not them! Me! My daddy says I'm better! My daddy says I'm the best! And if YOU'RE too much of a fatheaded fathead to see that, I'll tell my daddy! And he'll come and build a PARKING LOT over this… CHEAP, LITTLE, ARTS AND CRAFTS POPSICLE STAND OF YOURS! GOT IT?! So… YOU better give ME whatever I WANT for Christmas! 'Cause my daddy says I get whatever I want whenever I want it! And if that means all of those lousy, worthless, second rate bargain basement brats in the world don't get anything for Christmas, then that's just the way it's gonna have to be! 'Cause I am better than them! And it says so right HERE! So put that in your pipe and smoke it, SANTA CLOD!" -Princess P. Morbucks "The work I'm doing here will save countless lives, increase life expectancy, improve quality of life. We're talking the scientific Fountain of Youth. And it's not just the big stuff. Slow Wi-Fi? I upgrade it. Need more organic options in the commissary? I make a deal with Guitierrez Ranch. But no matter how big or small, it's never enough. Myopic punks like you rip me apart for the few mistakes I've made on the road to greatness, simply because I have the audacity to have vision." -Dr. Lewis Dodgson (I own nothing. No copyright infringement intended.) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.)