Minecraft Parody of Perhaps Vampires Is a Bit Strong But… by Arctic Monkeys, from their album 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not' Seen your blue ice on your x highway Where is it going? What farm’s over there? Has he got one? You better give me some pointers Since you are the megabase builder and I’m just on night one Well, I ain’t got no hanging sings or blue ice That might be a surprise but it’s true Said, “I’m not like you and I don’t want netherite Or alays or to build in the ways you do and I never will” ‘Cause all you people are cave spiders And all your armour is frail And though you pretend to base with us I know you’re certain we’ll fail Your ender eyes float and drop near me, why even use them You’re just going to search up the coordinates Try to explain that it’s not about beating The game it’s just a nice place to spend the night in He said “I can’t believe that you walked all that way Have you got no elytra? You got no elytra? You’d have been better to fly the whole way” Rockets and wings but not actually taking in things ‘Cause all you people are cave spiders And all your armour is frail And though you pretend to base with us I know you’re certain we’ll fail All you people are cave spiders!