This narrative short film follows a day in the life of a Quagmire Vonderheid, who goes by Greg for short; (he doesn’t understand the concept of nicknames.) Greg lives in a well-constructed, turn of the century cardboard house and teaches an class for retirees on selfie and hashtag education, at the local university. His preferred mode of transportation is a bike-drawn skateboard, which is only one of the many attractive qualities that makes him such a heartthrob…ladies want to be with him, guys want to be him. He’s Quagmire Vonderheid. Written, directed, shot, and edited by: Kaitlyn Terrey Quagmire Vonderheid: Jonathan Harned Narrator: Nick Hanscome Willa Zipper: Victoria Saunders Owen 3: Austin Gray Bike Riding Minion: Maggie Burt Lighting: Dustin Tuggle and Ashlyn Tafoya Assistant Camera: Dustin Tuggle and Ashlyn Tafoya Filming Assistant: Branden Marotta Thanks to my amazing cast and crew! I never could have pulled this off without you and your talents.