We Need To Talk About Concerts #satire There should be a law requiring concert tickets. Why? 1. So we can scream without consequences. 2. So we can fall in love with strangers we’ll never actually meet. 3. So bands never play to empty rooms. 4. So we can witness a drummer sweat 120 gallons into a bucket. This is our civic duty. #concerts #love #drummers #KingOfJasons