On February 1, 1959, nine experienced Soviet hikers cut their way out of their tent from the inside and fled into a –30°C blizzard wearing almost nothing, dying under circumstances so bizarre that investigators concluded only that they were killed by "an unknown compelling natural force." In 2021, scientists using AI-driven snow mechanics modeling and computer simulations finally solved the 60-year mystery—a rare delayed slab avalanche struck their tent hours after they'd pitched it, injuring several and forcing a panicked evacuation that triggered a cascade of rational survival decisions that couldn't save them in the extreme conditions. The AI solution is worse than any supernatural theory because it reveals these experienced mountaineers didn't die from anything mysterious—they died slowly over hours from hypothermia and snow compression, making logical choices at every step that led them deeper into catastrophe, proving that sometimes nature can kill you in ways so unusual it takes artificial intelligence to recognize they're even possible.