Apple's BORING Event in 108 Seconds - Apple (PARODY)

Here’s all the boring news from Apple’s boring event in less than two minutes. Introducing iPhone Tennis and iPhone Tennis Max, with the large-ass display that will replace your fucking iPad mini. Say a big hello to iPhone XRIP, with the all-new Stupid Retina display with 326 ppi. Then take a look at the completely redesigned Apple Watch Series 4, and the 4 stands for "it take 4 fucking years for a goddamn new design". With the biggest Apple Watch display yet, and a new electrical heart sensor that will stop your heartbeat if you ever talk shit, says Jack Douglass, CEO of jacksfilms. Learn more about jacksfilms' "iPhone XS (parody)" here:    • iPhone XS (parody)   ORIGINAL VIDEO:    • Video   Learn more at https://apple.co/2x4QJOB Song: “Loyal” by ODESZA https://apple.co/2x78Cvj Credits - Heart Monitor Failure Sound Effect,    • Heart Monitor Failure Flatline Sound Effect   And all Apple's official promo videos that I've been used for this video, including iPad mini, iPhone 6s, iPhone 7, iPhone 8, iPhone X. -- MORE APPLE STUFF! How to Shoot your Dog on iPhone    • How to shoot your dog on iPhone 7 - Apple ...   Apple's 2019 in :50    • Apple's 2019 in :50   -- UPDATE 11/4/2018: Thank you all for your likes, comments, and support! I see a lot of questions on how to make this and a high demand for this project. If you'd like to see this project please contact me by [email protected] and leave your Gmail address. I will share the file with you through Google Drive. I made these text animation by myself using Final Cut Pro X. Using AE or Apple's Motion should be a better solution for creating complex animations, while FCPX could handle simple animations like that.