Take the The Trump Dumb-Ass Song Challenge!

Mangy Fetlocks knows there are few better ways to gain a little personal insight than by taking an internet quiz. Mangy has taken the one entitled, "If you were a power tool, what kind of power tool would you be?", the one called, "Find out what kind of dog you would be", and the most enlightening one of all, "If you were a spatula, what type of spatula would you most resemble". The one called "What sexy TV star do you most resemble?" was very disappointing to Mangy when the results told him it was a toss up between Tramp the Dog from "My Three Sons", or Don Knotts from The Andy Griffith Show. In order to liven up his youTube channel, Mangy decided to create a personality-assessment survey instrument, which he calls "The Trump Dumb-Ass Assessment Song". In order to ascertain your personal dumb-ass quotient or proclivity number (or figure it out for a friend, relative, neighbor or spouse) you simply listen to the song and for each line that you say "That's me", or "Boy, that sounds like cousin Ed", you (or Ed) is awarded a point. When the song is done, add up the points earned. 1 to 4 total points puts you at what we call the "Ivanka level". 5 to 9 points is considered the "Donald Junior level". 10 to 15 points is the "Eric level", while the very impressive level of 16 or more points (like nobody's ever seen before, believe me) is the "Clone-of-Donald level", for which you may add the initials "D.A." after your name, like shorthand for a university degree. To aid you in scoring, you may review the song lyrics below: If you think Michelle Obama is quite possibly a man. You just may be a dumb ass, or you just may be a dumb ass. You believe Trump thinks of average workers every chance he can? Then it’s likely you’re a dumb ass of the highest degree. If you think that Tucker Carlson has wisdom he can share, You just may be a dumb ass or you just may be a dumb ass. If when Trump points at his cranium, you think there’re brains in there. Then it’s likely you’re a dumb ass of the highest degree. If you think that Trump’s a billionaire, you think that he’s got real hair, you think he is fit to share a stage with normal folks, then it’s clear that you’re delusional, which now days ain’t unusual and it’s likely you’re a dumb ass of the highest degree. If you think that William Barr is just a really honest sort, You just may be a dumb ass, or you just may be a dumb ass. If you think that Trump should never have to face a judge in court. Then it’s likely you’re a dumb ass of the highest degree. If the Trump inauguration didn’t make you want to cry. You just may be a dumb ass or you just may be a dumb ass. If you think that Mr. Putin, is a pleasant sort of guy. Then it’s likely you’re a dumb ass of the highest degree. If you think Trump’s COVID handling is simply quite outstandling it’s clear that you’re abandoning the world as it exists, so it’s clear that you’re delusional, which now days ain’t unusual and it’s likely you’re a dumb ass of the highest degree. If you think a great example of a Christian is Mike Pence, well, you just may be a dumb ass, or you just may be a dumb ass. If you listen to Trump speaking and you think he’s making sense, Then it’s likely you’re a dumb ass of the highest degree. If you think that old George Soros is an evil puppeteer, well you just may be a dumb ass, or you just may be a dumb ass. If you’re thinking Trump’s a sign the ‘end times’ must be very near, Heck! You may be right. If you think Trump does a wondrous job and isn’t an obnoxious nob supported by an ugly mob of white supremacists, then it’s clear that you’re delusional, which now days ain’t unusual and it’s likely you’re a dumb ass of the highest degree. copyright 2020, Bruce W. Nelson