What would you have done if you were the Kaiser during WW1?

What would happen if you woke up one morning and became the German Kaiser? It's January 1, 1917. What decisions would you make to win the First World War? What would you do on the Western and Eastern fronts? At sea, would you resume indiscriminate submarine warfare? Would you be able to conquer Paris? 00:00 awakening 01:59 situation on the battlefield 04:06 who is your wife? 04:56 First decisions 07:03 Mata Hari, Hitler and Zimmermann 08:51 Russian Revolution 10:32 American neutrality 11:15 Western Front 12:23 Eastern Front 12:56 Italian Front 13:26 Peace with Russia 15:56 End of the war 17:00 Peace 20:07 Your new life