Azrael - 200 Souls and a Case of Beer

The hero we didn't deserve but the one we need right now. Lyrics: [Intro] Well, I’m no doctor, no nurse, no saint, But when people were dyin’, I knew what they’d drink! [Verse 1] The town was fallin', folks were droppin' like flies, The local infirmary was filled with cries. I strolled in calm with my six-pack in hand, Said, "Hold on tight, I’ve got a master plan!" The doc looked puzzled, said, "What can you do?" I cracked a cold one, said, "Watch this brew!" I started pourin’, handed ‘em around, Soon enough, folks were dancin’ in town. [Chorus] 200 souls and a case of beer, It’s the miracle brew that we needed here! I ain’t no healer, but I saved the day, With a bottle in hand, I paved the way. They were on their last breath, now they’re singin’ loud, All thanks to the beer, I’m feelin’ real proud. I saved 200 souls with that case of brew, Who knew a cold one could pull 'em through? [Verse 2] The doctor said, “Azrael, well what did you do?” I just cracked another, said, “It’s nothin' new.” The nurses said, "You’re outta your mind!" But when the ale hit, their hearts aligned. Old man Earl with a broken leg, Was dancin’ so hard he cracked another keg. I’m not a doctor, never claimed to be, But with beer, folks found their remedy. From fevers to sadness, from pain to the blues, All it took was a pint of my healing brews! [Chorus] 200 souls and a case of beer, It’s the miracle brew that we needed here! I ain’t no healer, but I saved the day, With a bottle in hand, I paved the way. They were on their last breath, now they’re singin’ loud, All thanks to the beer, I’m feelin’ real proud. I saved 200 souls with that case of brew, Who knew a cold one could pull 'em through? [Bridge] They said, "Azrael, how’d you know this would work?" I said, “When life’s fallin' apart, beer has its perks!” From the Crimson Brotherhood to this town’s fate, It’s beer that’s been there, now isn’t that great? [Chorus] 200 souls and a case of beer, It’s the miracle brew that we needed here! I ain’t no healer, but I saved the day, With a bottle in hand, I paved the way. They were on their last breath, now they’re singin’ loud, All thanks to the beer, I’m feelin’ real proud. I saved 200 souls with that case of brew, Who knew a cold one could pull 'em through? [Outro] So raise your glasses, let’s make a toast, To beer, the hero we needed most. When the world’s in trouble, and hope’s gone astray, Just remember, sometimes… beer saves the day.