Defeats of My Favorite Animated Movie Villains Part 26

Defeats of My Favorite Animated Movie Villains Part 26

Song: H. by Tool Villains Quotes: "Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings! They're experts! EXPERTS, Bob! Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle! THEY'RE PENATRATING THE BUREAUCRACY!" - Mr. Gilbert Hugh "You talk pretty tough for a mango with teeth." -Susan/Doom "Hello! I'm Pigtail. It was a great honor to kick the butts of my heroes. The butts were even greater than my dreams." - Pigtail Petrova "Yeeeessssss, Ms. Dimple?" - Max "You would determine the fate of the entire empire on a handful of blocks?" - The Parakeet King "Don't make me get rough with you." - Dr. Morio Osanai "This is retribution. Science is nothing but a piece of trash before a profound dream." - Dr. Seijiro Inui/The Chairman "C’mon, show’s over. We’re going home." - Steve Cobs/The Creator "So the Rainbooms want to turn this into a real Battle of the Bands? Then let's battle!" "We have been known to sing from time to time." "But, we can get lunch after though, right? It's Taco Tuesday!" -Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, and Sonata Dusk/The Dazzlings "Once upon a time, there was a big bad "wuff"! Ooh, love that guy. What a character! He's the one who challenges the status quo, who takes the big chance! Without him... shoot, I don't even think we have a story. And they call him the villain. Kinda backwards, don't you think?" - Kitty Kat/The Phantom Bandit "There's always gonna be a lot of collateral damage. There's lots of villains, and there's lots of villainous deeds going on at any given time. Part of my job is to prioritize which villains I'm gonna get back, you know? So, you know, I take a look around, I see if there’s any good-looking women who need to be rescued immediately, and then I sort of start from there and work my way down the list. You got Tubby Joe Schmo over there with a laser pointed at his head? He might have to wait in line a little while. Yeah, I’ve fought my fair share of villains, and they all have their own unique challenges — zombie monkeys, giant laser robots, super-aquatic ninja pygmies... but I’ll tell you, once in a while, the real kicker is, I get these dames, man. These dame villains. And they got the curves, and the hair, and the big eyes — and boy, those ones, they’re really, really hard to kill. Especially the ones that come up to you, and they’re looking at you, and you're looking at them, and you feel that sympatico, you know? Like she’s digging you, and you’re digging her digging you. And boy, you really gotta take a jog around the block real quick, sort of get your concentration back, compose yourself — because you can’t get distracted by those sorts of thoughts when you’re going up against a supervillain. That’s one of the hard parts of the job, you know? When you come across a dame who’s really something to look at, and you just gotta let her have it. Because she’s a villain. Yeah. Those are the bad days." - Gamma Jack/Handsome Jack "Gentlemen, cat's out of the bag. GET ME THAT MOUSE!" -Warren T. Rat/Warren T. Cat "That's right! I AM an angel! I... am... an adorable... little... ANGEL!!!!!" -Darleen "Darla" Dimple (I own nothing. No copyright infringement intended.) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.)