The Smooth Palpations - Find Me a Liver (Cry Me a River Med School Parody)

Directed by: Sahr Thanks to everyone who was involved! See Pt. 1 of the third years' Med Day Video here:    • Med Day Video Pt. 1/2 - Game of Crohn's (G...   Watch the Smooth Palpations' first music video here:    • Video   See last year's Med Day video here:   • Video   Lyrics (performed by Rob R): Do percussion Act like it worked But I didn’t prepare for this OSCE, no I’ll look at the hands Palpate all the glands But I just didn’t plan for what they’re asking now, no You just have to say, the positives, If skin’s yellow, check scleral ictus Girl, stretch out your hands, just copy me And we will see Asterixis, there’s no doubt about it! They told me to study Why did I leave so much unknown! Now they’ve called me for repeats And I’ve got to do it, on my own I’m outside the room, feeling confused Am I gonna cry? What did I learn? Cos now its my turn To try, find them a liver Find them a liver-er Find them a liver Find them a liver-er, yea yea I know that they say That the liver’s big and it is red And chronically drinking alcohol will lead to cirrhosis (Yes, drink leads to cirrhosis) Hepatic encephalopathy Messes with your head (it may lead to your death) But you can’t say honestly That you don’t ever drink alone (Yea) You just have to say, how much you drink (just have to say, how much you drink) And do you smoke? What did you work in? (And do you smoke?, uh) A two storey house? Any hobbies? No meals on wheels? (A two storey house? Any hobbies?) Don’t forget to ask about it! There’s pain in his tummy He has a history of gallstones (of gallstones) The food he’s been eating is fatty and greasy. Cholesterol’s grown (cholesterol’s grown) There’s blood in the stool, they’re frequent&loose And lipids are high (There just so high baby) His urine, it burns, now it’s his turn (It’s his turn) To cry. So find me his liver (Go on and just) Find me his liver-er (Go on and just) Find me his liver (Baby, Go on and just) Find me his liver-er, yea yea Probe (Probe) The damage is done So I guess we’ll be grieving? Probe Probe The damage is done So I guess that we’ll be grieving Probe (Probe) The damage is done So I guess that we’ll be grieving Probe (Probe) The damage is done So I guess that we’ll be grieving Just remember A, then B and C (remember A, then B and C) Next D and E, and F and G (Next D and E) You've got hepati-tis A & B, and apparently, we just discovered G, don’t doubt it Find me a liver (Go on and just) Find me a liver-er (Baby go on and just) Find me a liver (You can go on and just) (Repeat) I do not claim ownership for the music used in the intro, or for the backing track. All rights for the instrumental track belong to JT. This video is non-profit and music is used under fair use: Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.