🥘💀 If you’ve made it through the Chernobyl Chickpea Curry without calling emergency services, congratulations — you’ve earned a medal (and maybe a colonoscopy). 😂 Don’t worry, no tar-dipped crackers will arrive at your doorstep. Probably. Dive into the bubbling cauldron of 2025’s street food apocalypse! This is raw, unfiltered culinary chaos: mystery sauces, swampy drizzles, and a chef smiling like he’s brewing chemical warfare. Gasps, gags, and digestive regrets guaranteed. 🚨🍛 / @satireaized #street #food #dirty #parody #august #2025 #compilation #trynottolaugh