DK Bananza has a SERIOUS PROBLEM.

DK Bananza has a SERIOUS PROBLEM.

Bananza has a seriously messed up "designated hero" situation. I mean, seriously. Void Kong on the sunset express has his life extinguished by pure accident, never appearing again even if you return to the forest. He had an amazing view on the whole back-and-white morality problem, and can be accidentally rubbed out of existence without any chance of leaving him alive. The kongs, on the other hand, are awful. The one in the beginning calls DK a monkey. The one in colbalt base calls you big nose and tries to kill you. The ones on the train are an excellent case of this, seeing as how they can kill you, leaving slurp guys to drain your life force, smiling all throughout. And there are so many things I would like to do to make them pay. Stomp them. Burn them. Grind them into a paste with a hammer. Cut them, roast them, crush them with the variety of things you can get. But you never get the chance. The toad in the beginning can be smacked, but it doesn't do any lasting damage. You battle the toad disguised as a snifit, but it isn't lethal for him, even though it can be for you. And you don't even get a chance to first strike the toads on the train. What I'm trying to say is that this kind of thing is super messed up. Given the games target audience, it could teach kids that certain kinds of people are exempt from anything the do just because they are a certain kind of race, what with the whole "all enemy characters are only enemies" situation. That's some kind of prejudice, I just know it is.