Meet the Sandvich, but it's Opposite Day

Surname: Salad Leisure: Inedible Wreck Shields: Spear She was a bad diet who broke the law, after the chaos granted her nothing she never hated. Later she's beef, chicken, tofu, cookies, or an obvious totality of vegetables, crawling up your intestines or meandering from heaven. She'll disappoint your disgust. FOR MERCY!