Waiters' Island Theme Song - A song for Dion Waiters and the Miami Heat (LYRICS BELOW) Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started with free agency Aboard Pat Riley’s ship. Dwyane Wade was the franchise shooting guard Chris Bosh was the four… But by the time the season came The Big 3 no more…the Big 3 no more The lineup started looking rough, The starting five were lost, If not for the courage of a fearless guard Miami would be lost, Miami would be lost. So Spo set out on the chore of this unseemly scrap heap pile With Dion and Dragic too, A Johnson Pair, Okaro White Magruder Whiteside and Willie Reed, Here on Waiter’s Isle. So this is the tale of our castaways, Deep bank shots and sick dimes, They'll have to make the best of things, While Dion’s in his prime. While Waiters shoots his dagger threes, In crunch time at his best, The others should get comfortable Late possessions they can rest No pass, no drive, no moves to make, Just a bunch of step back threes Like LeBron but better He’ll be your MVP So join us here each game my friends, You're sure to get a show, From a lovable group of castaways Here on Waiter’s Isle!