Introducing Amazon Go: the world’s creepiest shopping technology

What if we could weave Silicon Valley tech douchebag concepts like machine learning, computer vision and AI into a system that made human workers obsolete? No lines. No checkouts. No registers. No workers. People of Earth - you are materialists. Doomed avaricious ignorant sociopaths. And that’s why you’ll love … amazon go! Use the amazon go app to enter and we will track everything about you from there. The money we’ll save by eliminating workers (and their unions) will go to our stockholders. Our customers will get convenience, and cheesecake cupcakes! And the freedom to crave, and to reject, and then to acquire, and spend! Freedom! So, how does it work? We use computer vision, deep learning and sensor fusion: the kind of shit that robots will soon use to end the human race. We call it just walk out technology. Because your jobs are walking out and not coming back! Our message to more than one million unionized supermarket workers in the USA: go to hell! Welcome to a future where people interact with their phones but not with other people. Your data, including intimate biometric information, is now part of our cloud. Suckers! And then you can keep going! Saving several valuable minutes of your self-important life. No lines, No checkout, No union, No workers, No future … No, seriously. — Wild World News wildworldnews.com @wildworldnews