Secret Burger | LIVE At The Laugh Lounge | Musical Comedy Single

The support for my debut album "Black Man, White Privilege" has been overwhelming! I was planning on releasing the full special I shot with ‪@downtothewire‬ in December but with all the love you guys have been giving Secret Burger I figured I would tease the special by releasing that track as a "single." Website: logandoingstuff.com Tinyurl: solo.to/logandoingstuff Punch the clock at my 9-5 Warm my car time to start my drive Lady calls me to pick up fast food I'm happy to oblige but there's something I must do What my wife don't know could never hurt her So I get myself a secret burger Secret burger the only thing that makes me feel Secret burger inhaled over my steering wheel Always on impulse never planned Last minute purchase at the drive thru stand Don't need a wrapper just throw it in my face And forget you ever saw me set foot in this lace A crime so perfect it could be murder Get separate bags to tidy up my secret burger Secret burger the cashier knows I lie to my wife Secret burger so I balled my fists and threatened his life But I've been had, who let it slip Was it bacon on my breath or ketchup stains on my lips Wants a divorce, sick of my tricks But she's leaving me the car and enough cash for McDicks In the cold, on the street Sold my wheels to make ends meet People pass as I shake my jar Think I took this burger thing a little too far I ask him if he can spare some change sir He says that I'll just use it for a secret burger Secret burger if I could travel back to before Secret burger if I'm honest I'd just order some more I want ketchup, pickles, processed cheese Frozen patty fried in bacon grease I would kill a man, his wife and his son If he ever came between me and a sesame bun I once went to Arby's for that taste I admire Saw roast beef on the menu, set the building on fire Don't offer me a salad, I ain't playing no games Or they'll be a Netflix miniseries and the title's my name