Reverse Harlem Shake

I'm just gonna type until this finishes uploading. soo umm yeah basically there was this kid sitting in the laundro-mat over the road being super loud and i thought BANG. all the time i thought it. i was like man i could go a hot taco and a laundry run at the moment. i wrote this cute story when i tried uploading the vid to Facebook but it wouldn't work. now all the creative butterflies that run around my old brain have gone to portugal or something similar. now you're left with this nonsence. snakes are often not that tall really. unless they stand on there hind legs. anyways as i was saying, there were like ten men in the yard and no milkshakes were around. i mean nowhere. i checked! i checked under the rug in the dining room. i checked in my feet. i checkeddddd .. i checked everywhere. you get the picture. and if so send the picture to santa. man santa can really tell the difference between a microphone and a llama. one time i tried to pull a trick and showed him a picture of a microphone that said llama underneath .. but he quickly identified it as a microphone. such a clever cookie. providing the cookie is from subway. man i could eat those cookies once a day. on most days of the month. 54% whattup. thats how far the video is through. thats how far i can walk in a minute. i can walk 54% in a minute. and if you have a problem with that i'll wear a clown suit and show you what's what. even if what's what is actaully a type of dynamite found only in west africa. now that i have your attention, wallace and gromit can look an awful lot like me when i pose a certain way. just call me in a decade and we'll sort out a date. maybe lunch? .. done!