Mongol Steeds (Money Trees - Kendrick Lamar Parody)

Mongol Steeds (Money Trees - Kendrick Lamar Parody) Lyrics: Uh, me and my Mongols tryna’ conquer (Genghis, Genghis)Spreading black plague, tell me if you get it, (Genghis, Genghis)Over the walls was effective (was effective, was effective)From 12 to 13 we be ruling, Genghis (Genghis, Genghis)Dreams of livin' life like nomads do (like nomads do, like nomads do)Back when silkroads wasn’t cool (they wasn’t cool, they wasn’t cool) I made them safe and went to trade some more (trade some more, trade so me more)From Rome to china you could walk with gold (walk with gold, walk with gold) With our house doors facing south, Genghis (Genghis, Genghis)Grab the horse, we ride to the yams, Genghis (Genghis, Genghis)Pax Mongolica gave us peace in our time (in our time, in our time)We brought cultural exchange all the time (all the time, all the time)Fake retreating to surround you, Genghis (Genghis, Genghis)Catch you off guard, we coming for the loot, (Genghis, Genghis) And that's a lifestyle that we always had (we always had, we always had)Being ruthless for the revenue. It go give up, or meet your fate. Choose your warfare, tell me what you doin Everybody gon' respect Samarkand -But the mongols in the front lines live foreverrrrrrrrrrr (mongols in the front lines. forever)And I been ambushin all-day, this-a-way, that-a-way Through deserts and mountain ways, just to sayBetter run and live today or meet your fate, and that's ju s' how it is Nah, nah, a mongol might just take your smart folkThat's just' how it is, nahA mongol might use siege weapons to break your walls downThat's jus' how it is, nah, nahA mongol might just take that land and ditch.That's jus' how it is, nahA mongol might take all y o stuff till they all richThat's jus' how it is Dreams of livin' life like nomads do (like nomads do, like nomads do)Riding those new horseys to the yam (to the yam, to the yam)You know, subjugate the turkic (the turkic)Psych warfare had them think irrational (that’s rational, that's rational) Back to reality, we won, Genghis (Genghis, Genghis)Another casualty at war, Genghis (Genghis, Genghis)Two archers under that horses head (that horses head, that horses head)He said one day we’ll be all over, Genghis (Genghis, Genghis)Religious tolerance will never be the same (won't be the same, won't be the same)Trade routes that always spread these thangs (that spread these thangs, that spread these thangs)But I'ma go to see what’s selling (see what’s selling, see what’s selling)Exploring the world, with goods in mind (goods in mind, goods in mind)Ideas in his mind, Genghis (Genghis, Genghis)Hopin' all of 'em serve you, Genghis (Genghis, Genghis)They say diplomacy’s is the way to go (the way to go, the way to go)And we gon' stick with it till it gets old.It go give up, or meet your fate.Choose your warfare, tell me what you doin Everybody gon' respect SamarkandBut the mongols in the front lines live foreverrrrrrrrrrr (mongols in the front lines. forever)And I been ambushin all-day, this-a-way, that-a-wayThrough deserts and mountain ways, just to sayBetter run and live today or meet your fate, and that's jus' how it is Nah, nah, a mongol might just take your smart folkThat's just' how it is, nahA mongol might use siege weapons to break that wall downThat's jus' how it is, nah, nahA mongol might just take that land and ditch.That's jus' how it is, nahA mongol might take yo stuff till they all richThat's jus' how it is Open channels between eur and mid? No way Spread ideas of cent gov and int law? No wayMaking the first pony express? No wayChanged migration patterns in Eruo? No way Open channels between eur and mid? No way Spread ideas of cent gov and int law? No wayMaking the first pony express? No wayChanged migration patterns in Eruo? No way Us mongols will take your knowledge, at the same time pick your pocketsFill our satchels with some arrows, base is wooden, tip is sharpened Ghengis Khan’s BODY is gone, The burial guards were KILLED at dawnMy army just overthrew a nation, , I just hope we are forgivenYurts with fece residue, every day I'm rustling What else a khan to do when im defeaten people when I’m ill ment?Gotta provide for my empire, get out of my new land and stay awayGot that catapults put em in a line and then hitch awayDrop those bodies in some piles, hope my kids don't see that trashIf they do, tell the truth, I might disap pear in a flashFrom the plains where the land is flat, them foes lurkin' for Bloodmongols killin everybody, others fear us, but it's all goodDid Not make promises, take your money and then ask for changeTake your horses and tell you to kick it where the stables is My enemies better get into line and pay heed Dreams of me riding fast on top of a mongol steed It go give up, or meet your fate. Choose your warfare, tell me what you doin Everybody gon' respect SamarkandBut the mongols in the front lines live foreverrrrrrrrrrr Instrumental:    • Kendrick Lamar - Money Trees ft. Jay Rock ...