This is an Australian and Kiwi classic childhood party snack, laden with all the nasty preservatives and sugar that is the dream of most children. There might be a way to make this less processed, but I am not sure if I’m prepared to go down that route just yet. But why not get some cheap thrills with your cheap snack and tuck into Aussie Jaws Lite? The only thing dangerous about that is all the processed foods. Ingredients White sandwich bread (the soft, cheap kind. The more processed, the better) Butter (softened, not melted or you might wreck your bread like i nearly did) 100s and 1000s (the tiny round rainbow sprinkles) Method 1. Grab your bread and spread that butter edge-to-edge. No dry corners. 2. Cover the buttered bread with a carpet of 100s and 1000s. The goal is a solid, colourful crust, no bald spots. 3. Cut diagonally into triangles if you are so inclined 4. Eat with your hands. Embrace your inner child and try not to think of how bad this is for you.