Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is what happens when French existentialism, turn-based combat, and weaponized poetry form an unholy alliance. In this review, we explore a world where death comes by brushstroke, every attack is a metaphor, and even the menus judge you. ⚠️ Yes, this video contains: • Dark humor • Glitchy insight • Heavy sarcasm • And a surprisingly coherent breakdown of this absolutely gorgeous nightmare. ➤ If you're into satirical game reviews, beautiful but confusing RPGs, or just want to watch a grown man yell at French art for 20 minutes – you're in the right place. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 🧠 TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 – Intro (Why am I here?) 01:37 – Chapter 1: The French Nightmare 04:55 – Chapter 2: Gameplay? Sort of. 08:40 – Chapter 3: Aesthetic Overdose 11:22 – Chapter 4: The Story (AKA Existential Waterboarding) 17:50 – Chapter 5: The Cast of Crying Symbols 21:15 – Chapter 6: Is This Art or Pretentious Nonsense? 23:50 – Chapter 7: Final Thoughts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 🎮 Game: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 🎨 Developed by: Sandfall Interactive 🧨 Played on: PC (Steam) 🎵 Music used: Mostly royalty-free + mild trauma ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 🔔 Subscribe for more reviews where art and mental collapse hold hands: 👉 / @glitchplease 📌 Tags: Clair Obscur Expedition 33, Game Review, Satirical Review, French RPG, GlitchPlease, Narrative Games, Weird Games, Artistic Games, Psychological RPG, Dark Humor Gaming #ClairObscurExpedition33 #GlitchPlease #GameReview #SatiricalReview #RPG