Defeats of My Favourite Villains Part IX

Villains Quote: “Son of a BITCH! Alright, Little Red. You wanna ROCK? Let me show you how I ROLL!” - Jaw Bone "Well, Joanna, what'd we get today? A dingo, a fat old razorback or a nice big... boy?!" - Percival C. McLeach "Hello, James. Welcome. Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour. But still, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats! They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid, then wired coconut to the lid as bait. And the rats would come for the coconut and... they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats. But what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it. And they begin to get hungry. And one by one... they start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees. But now they don't eat coconut anymore. Now they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors, this is what she made us." - Raoul Silva "I'll let you in on a little something. The yakuza game, it's not like boxing. The man who gets beat down isn't the loser. The guy who can't tough it out to the end, he's the one who loses. Eh? Don't you think? In the yakuza life, there are no KO's. I'll tell you what, Kiryu. To me, a finger or two don't mean shit. Having Awano or Shibusawa beat me to the captain's spot? Couldn't give a fuck... As long as I'm alive, I'll keep getting back up for more. Which is why you, a half-ass like you, is the the one thing I can't stand. Now DIE, you little shit!" - Daisaku Kuze "Your logic has two flaws. First of all, sniping isn't my only specialty. Second, your friend's gonna find he's not the fastest anymore." - Yael Okuzaki "Looks like someone's trying to ruin our good time. That was a nice heart-to-heart y'all had earlier. Be a shame if you went and ruined it, like you always do!" - Rolando "On the contrary. You are exactly where you need to be. You wretched curs trespass the domain of I, the Buoyant One, the Keeper of the Dead Flame, the Last Herald against The Other Place, the... [...] Don't interrupt me! You won't be so glib when you TOO learn to float!" - Dr Crackpot "Crash Bandicoot! It's about time. This is going to be just like the old days… except this time, everything will go according to my plan! Hahahahahaha!" - Dr Neo Cortex "You don't know anything! You're not even a real sorceress. You're an... an idiot savant!" - Charmcaster/Hope FAIR USE:"Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism,comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringibg. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of.