TNA Impact 4/5/10 in 4 minutes

TNA Impact from 5th April distilled into 4 minutes. Featuring: TNA's love of the word "ass" Grandpa Flair getting repetitive Sting assaults Jarrett as Hogan and Abyss idly watch Tara susses TNA's rating strategy Hamada gives up trying to understand Chairshots to the head Rob Terry HATES flamboyance Angle risks his neck, literally Hemme takes a while to get it Nash's punch of God Wolfpack dance party No, I will not bring down the lights Now for the bad news, Tara Listen to Borash, sweetie: strip or you're fired Lacey won't stop stripping for anyone And much, much more